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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
-anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

Reasons to marry me:  We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t