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primadonna-whores:

astrolocherry:

where do the signs wanna have sex::

Aries - Mile high club
Gemini - teachers desk

Cancer - under the moon 

leo - Red carpet
Virgo - sterilised hospital bed

libra - flowerbed
scorpio - cemetery

capricorn - elevator

sagittarius - in the middle of nowhere probably with a foreigner 
Taurus - nature reserve

aquarius - spaceship 

pisces - library

totally did already ha

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr


me:  yeah, i remember the war
me:  *looks at mass effect box set and closes my eyes*

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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sophieandace:

cakeywakeyc:

wankingmax:

lunarphoenix:

zhongyoxong:

pirateshoyru:

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

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HOLY FUCK

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holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

Yoink

I’m game

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you